March 1, 2010
January 25, 2010
January 19, 2010
September 8, 2009
I agree with his shirt, unless it is referring to the war against ugly purple and pink plaid flowered shorts. That shit needs to be won.
August 19, 2009
Count Chocula’s spoiled preppy middle-aged nephew apparently prefers Starbucks to chocolate.
August 17, 2009
It never ceases to amaze me how some people can make something already unbelievably ugly (here, the pants), and manage to make it even worse (here, the cuffs).
August 7, 2009
No, sir. You CANNOT snap a bowler on top of your silky PJs and make it a snazzy fit.
Thanks again to AJ Plaid, aka The Cruel Secretary and Sparkle for the guest pics capturing the hot mess that is Coney Island “fashion.”
August 3, 2009
I really can’t tell, but I think with all our powers combined, we’ll be able to figure it out…
And I STRONGLY encourage creative responses – we are not going for accuracy here people 😉
July 20, 2009
If you are going to wear lingerie outside and pretend it is a shirt, the least you can do is make sure it doesn’t look like you got it from the clearance rack at Wal-Mart.
July 15, 2009
Alright lady, if you can spend $55 on some “FitFlops”, you can afford to do something about that hair. Skunk stripes are always a bad idea, but even more so when they are unintentionally springing from your head.
I don’t even have the energy to comment on the navy blazer and sheer leggings now. SMH.