January 25, 2010

I’m not sure why, but that is the first word that pops into my head every time I see this.

I want to say dress your age, but frankly, I can’t think of any age that could make this fit okay.  It looks like a reanimated llama is attacking her shoulders.



Its like MC Hammer and Crocodile Dundee had illegitimate sex.

Gives a whole new meaning to the term “demon spawn.”

Count Doucheula

August 19, 2009


Count Chocula’s spoiled preppy middle-aged nephew apparently prefers Starbucks to chocolate.

No Kidding

May 4, 2009


Outfits like this are only for small children – they are simply not okay once your age has two digits in it.  At the very least, this woman is 7.2 times too old to wear this in public.

And the streak of fuschia-ish spiked hair amidst the grey pixie manages to make the whole thing even MORE absurd.  And that is saying a lot.

50 going on 5

March 13, 2009


Next time, before you leave the house, please decide whether you are 5 or 50 years old.

And wtf ARE those?  Argyle sock boots???