Sparkly Sheer Lacy Mess

October 27, 2009


Really sorry for the blurry pic – I was in a rush (as always these days), but I just had to show you this one.  I think the mess shines through.



Courtesy of Mia, via her DC cousin.  Keep the guest pics coming to  🙂

And I really can’t decide which part of this “outfit” is the worst…


I’ve previously addressed the problem with leggings-as-pants.

And I’ve also noted my opinion on men in leggings.

Two wrongs do not make a right.

And his purse/shoe combo is killing me – and not in the pleasant way.

Cruelty to Fake Animals

July 28, 2009


I know they are not real Dalmatians, but this is still inhumane.  And disgusting.  It just looks like her dogs are barking. 

And I know fashion is generally subjective, but there can be no equivocation on this point.  This shit is NEVER OKAY.   Full stop. 

(This example of cruelty to fake dogs and real people is another great guest submission, snapped by )

I can’t…

July 24, 2009



In case you were wondering why the frequency of posts has decreased over the summer, let me tell you.  My firm is located in Times Square.  Thus, I see a lot of THIS.  And although it is indeed horrific, I can only take so many pictures of such awfulness before my camera revolts or the website collapses under the weight of sheer ugly. 

But really?  Did she think that showing off her bra straps would be sexy?

Bloody Leggings

July 14, 2009



And is that brown corduroy in July?  Shit is disgusting.

Blood and shit – exactly what an outfit should evoke, right?

[Today’s guest pic is brought to you by Vanity Snob, whose tweets are filled with hilarity as well. ]

Off-day midrift

June 16, 2009


I generally refrain from putting up people on what are blatantly off-days, like airports and studying.  This was clearly the latter.  But there are exceptions to every rule.  Now I understand (even if I don’t approve of)  just throwing some bullshit on to run get coffee.  (I mean, how much harder would it have been to put jeans on?)

This girl, on the other hand, took it too far.  Not only by wearing everything too small and too tight.  But by then also REPEATEDLY adjusting her shirt and pants to make sure her “midrift” was showing.  Every time her shirt threatened to cover her, she fastidiously stopped to pull it up to make sure at least 2 inches of skin was exposed.

NOT okay.

No Explanation

June 8, 2009


What.  The.  FUCK.

Seasonal Fail

April 22, 2009


We finally had a nice, summery day in NYC last Friday.  Everyone was getting into the spirit, bringing out the shorts, skirts, and sandals.  Even this woman pulled out her favorite late Spring attire – her leather and fur coat with the crop sleeves.  Oh yeah, and some lovely knock-off Uggs.  Brown ones, no less.

Even the kids in the background were bewildered by this shit.


Unfortunately, this wasn’t an isolated case of unforgivable bad judgment – I saw FOUR different people rocking this nastiness in one night!  (Only got pictures of two before my camera died – it may have committed suicide to spare itself)