September 24, 2009
There is just so much going on here. The existence of a fannypack is bad enough, but the placement of it is just baffling – I guess it would be more accurate to describe it as a no-fannypack here. And then the half-ass Cassie do? Really?
September 14, 2009
August 27, 2009
August 24, 2009
I was in a state of utter disbelief when I saw this, but my eyes were not playing cruel, cruel tricks on me. That is, indeed, a rattail. REALLY.
August 5, 2009
When I was a kid, Grama always used the phrase “a rat’s nest” to refer to a particular nasty head of hair.
Never has the visual matched so perfectly.
But here, I’d have to say RATS. Plural. Its probably a whole family of them shits calling this home.
Special thanks to AJ Plaid, aka The Cruel Secretary and Sparkle for the guest pic!
July 15, 2009
Alright lady, if you can spend $55 on some “FitFlops”, you can afford to do something about that hair. Skunk stripes are always a bad idea, but even more so when they are unintentionally springing from your head.
I don’t even have the energy to comment on the navy blazer and sheer leggings now. SMH.
June 30, 2009
Sorry for the title – I couldn’t help it lol.
But for real. WHY do these boots have weave???? I guess they wanted to have two different types of lace-fronts per shoe…
May 18, 2009
I feel like this shit will scare more teenagers straight than any commercial out there: “Drop acid and you will look like this… at 25!”*
It also boggles the mind that she took time to perfectly match where she shouldn’t have (her tights & ugly shoes), but blatantly disrespected any sense of color with the remainder of the “outfit.”
*For real. We saw her face, and there was no way she was older than 27, at the most. Despite her homeless-granny haircut.
Things these “shorts” resemble:
- Poorly fitting capris
- A “summery” outdoor tablecloth from K-Mart
- Gauchos (ew)
- A plaid sphincter
Things they do not resemble:
This guest photo is from the stylish James of The Mod Revival. And it even has a bonus – the lovely asymmetrical dreaded rattail on the guy in the foreground. Thanks for catching two unrelated messes in one frame!
May 4, 2009
Outfits like this are only for small children – they are simply not okay once your age has two digits in it. At the very least, this woman is 7.2 times too old to wear this in public.
And the streak of fuschia-ish spiked hair amidst the grey pixie manages to make the whole thing even MORE absurd. And that is saying a lot.