Miami Booty Fail

February 4, 2010

Now yall can weigh in on this one, but my girl sent me this from Miami as a dookie booty fail, and I have to agree – What do you think?



January 25, 2010

I’m not sure why, but that is the first word that pops into my head every time I see this.

I want to say dress your age, but frankly, I can’t think of any age that could make this fit okay.  It looks like a reanimated llama is attacking her shoulders.

Sad Booty

January 22, 2010

Wardrobe choices can do wonders for one’s figure.  For example, this man’s frowning pants successfully elongated his booty booty butt cheeks.  Though I have no idea why anyone would want to do that.

Why StopNReflect Exists

January 19, 2010

Yep.  The fact that anyone would EVER walk out the house looking like this just reaffirms this site’s existence.  Its almost impressive when every single piece of an “outfit” is awful in and of itself, and yet the combination is even worse.

Accentuating the Noassatalll

September 24, 2009


There is just so much going on here.  The existence of a fannypack is bad enough, but the placement of it is just baffling – I guess it would be more accurate to describe it as a no-fannypack here.  And then the half-ass Cassie do?  Really?


Courtesy of Mia, via her DC cousin.  Keep the guest pics coming to  🙂

And I really can’t decide which part of this “outfit” is the worst…

Stop! Stop! Power Ranger

August 18, 2009


Unless she is going to Go! Go! home and change.

Fit to be Dyed

July 15, 2009


Alright lady, if you can spend $55 on some “FitFlops”, you can afford to do something about that hair.  Skunk stripes are always a bad idea, but even more so when they are unintentionally springing from your head.

I don’t even have the energy to comment on the navy blazer and sheer leggings now.  SMH.

Off-day midrift

June 16, 2009


I generally refrain from putting up people on what are blatantly off-days, like airports and studying.  This was clearly the latter.  But there are exceptions to every rule.  Now I understand (even if I don’t approve of)  just throwing some bullshit on to run get coffee.  (I mean, how much harder would it have been to put jeans on?)

This girl, on the other hand, took it too far.  Not only by wearing everything too small and too tight.  But by then also REPEATEDLY adjusting her shirt and pants to make sure her “midrift” was showing.  Every time her shirt threatened to cover her, she fastidiously stopped to pull it up to make sure at least 2 inches of skin was exposed.

NOT okay.

Clothing Age Dissonance

April 3, 2009


Maybe she is trying to pre-empt her midlife crisis by wearing dowdy shit with the tights of a 20 year old and the barrette of a 5 year old.