While I am mad at pretty much everything about this outfit (Seersucker shorts in winter?  With lace?  And tights?  Black tights?  And a brown belt???), I still gotta give it to her.  Her urban camouflage skills are on point – Her torso blends almost seamlessly into the bathroom wall.  And that is a talent, right?

If you wear these, I may actually punch you.

This week on “Dressing for Maximum Incongruity”

Why StopNReflect Exists

January 19, 2010

Yep.  The fact that anyone would EVER walk out the house looking like this just reaffirms this site’s existence.  Its almost impressive when every single piece of an “outfit” is awful in and of itself, and yet the combination is even worse.

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Courtesy of Mia, via her DC cousin.  Keep the guest pics coming to canwepleasestopandreflect@gmail.com  🙂

And I really can’t decide which part of this “outfit” is the worst…

Bad Pun Alert*

September 9, 2009

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I hope this wasn’t an attempt to highlight her best asset…

*Can’t say I didn’t warn you!

Stop the Shorts

September 8, 2009

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I agree with his shirt, unless it is referring to the war against ugly purple and pink plaid flowered shorts.  That shit needs to be won.

Surely You Jest

June 23, 2009

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Guest submission all the way from Philly, courtesy of Sparkle.

So much for that whole “aging gracefully” thing.

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No more trips to Mood for you, missy.

And why does her bottom half look like trees from the Keebler Elf forest?

Sheer Legging Madness

May 14, 2009

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Wearing sheer, faintly leopard-print leggings so close to your skin color is not only pointless, it is also icky.  I only could catch her from far away (this is an extreme zoom), but her legs looked both ashy and slightly diseased.

I can’t even begin to address what appear to be her jauntily dangling shortalls right now.